Dear Justin,
You make me:
– wanna kiss you on the cheek.
– wanna punch you in the face.
– wanna feed you growth hormones and get this thing over with already.
– wanna throw up in my mouth a little.
– wanna pet you.
– wanna protect you.
– wanna become a lawyer and represent you.
– wanna throw you to the wolves.
– anxious to see you on a 4D reality TV show in 15 years.
– wanna lay bets on what toxins they will find in your system.
– glad I don’t know how to pronounce your name.
– glad I have no idea what your voice or your music sounds like because:
a) I might be violated by the fact it’s kinda good and it makes me happy. Or-
b) It might be really bad and make me ill.
– wanna put a lot of hairspray on your little mop top, set it aflame, film it and put it on Youtube.
– jealous I am not 12 years old with millions of girls pining for my love and affection.
– wanna make you study the life and times of Danny Bonaduce, Corey Feldman, Donny Osmond and the like.
– wanna quiz you on Classic Rock and give you dead leg and/or titty twister for every wrong answer.
– wanna get into the part of a 13 year old girl’s brain that makes her scream and cry for you and remove it.
-sad I am writing this because you might be a really nice kid with really, REALLY lame parents.
He did a song with Will Smith’s son at the end of Karate Kid. Wasn’t too violated after hearing it, but it was maybe because Smith Jr. sounds like his dad when he raps.
Hmmm…I’ll have to check that out. Or not. haha…
Yea, it’s not really worth the effort..
I just got back from a week long camp as a leader with Young Life.
I must have heard the name “Justin Bieber” over a thousand times.
I felt old and outdated because I had no idea who this guy was.
Thanks Keith, you are right on as always.
Oh yeah, I am still hoping that I never accidentally hear his stuff on the radio.
Haha. David Cassidy, Shaun Cassidy, Bay City Rollers, Hanson, New kids on the Block, Jonas Brothers, Donny Osmond… It’s all the same. It never ends…
I have only one thing to say:
Ha-hahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAQAAA!!!!
Very funny